I love any man who can wear a speedo longer than I have been naked in my entire life.

I love any man who can wear a speedo longer than I have been naked in my entire life.

(Source: roadkill1919)

Why, RuPaul, why?

Chad Michaels… Phi Phi Ohara… Sharon Needles… … … … Ru? Ru?…
NOOOOO!!!!!
I do not agree. My body did not have time to prepare for this bullshit.

This makes sense! Dugtrios are just underground gay orgies!

This makes sense! Dugtrios are just underground gay orgies!

This is my second baby- an Epiphone Broadway VC.

This is my second baby- an Epiphone Broadway VC.

I make muffins and this happens…

I make muffins and this happens…

Harry&Alfie cover Ingrid Michaelson and Sara Bareilles’s “Winter Song.” If you haven’t heard any of their originals, do that now!

This is the BEST cover you can find of David Bowie. No exceptions.

I like you, AFI, but your downfall is your singer isn’t Peter Murphy. Please work on that.

I just suffered a small break-down.

About six minutes ago I was emotionally defeated by a new shower-head. The thing shot water across the room and on my boobs!
Dear Delta shower-head,
I feel as though you are not welcome in this house on the grounds that you are a cunt. I was trying to accomplish the simple task of shaving my legs, and you were very rude to me.
Good thing I had Depeche Mode to make it better.

The Great Disappointment

The other night there was a phone call. Caller ID informed me the caller was, infact, Robert Smith. I immediately started sobbing, and soon felt like I was going into cardiac arrest. I later learned the caller was Robert Smith from Pleasant Mount, PA, not England. Goddamn.